Okay, what do we love more than ripped, gay Gibaltarians and overweight Greek restaurant owners serving feta and gyros all day? Right, nothing. The heidi-braids are a plus, too.

Word on the street is that John is doing a project with a girl called Kuschintha Amin. Does anybody have info on her. That bitch better get a LinkedIn profile soon, otherwise my curiosity is going to kill me. Other than that he’s been seen having lunch multiple times with Grace and Anna, which basically means that John is going to explode on the world soon, popping that hip for us again.